Nothing combats body smells and skin dirt like turtle doves, but those didn't test well in focus groups, so we went with a giant sea monster instead. Scrub your man suit clean with the power of Krakengard! Preferred 2 to 1 over turtle doves.
Battle manstink with a powerful smelling mythical sea beast.
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Enhances awesomeness
The siren's song is enough to draw any sailor to dash their ship on the rocks. But thanks to the great-smelling power bestowed upon on you by Old Spice Krakengard Body Wash, you were able to navigate the shoal and parallel-dock your yacht in what most people would consider a "pretty tight parking spot." Here's to you.
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